...while cleaning its gun and bragging about how its the toughest SOB in these parts shoots its friend in the head and then accidentally shoots itself in the foot. Immediately it starts jumping around howling in pain.
"You! You did it!" it says pointing frantically at the shocked onlookers.
"Wasn't me", the crowd mumbles back.
"You made me do it!" it retorts triumphantly.
The crowd looks, heads shake, backs turn. They leave sadly. Horrified.
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